매력의 법칙(Laws.Of.Attraction.CD1-NG)

I mean that if you made more effort,

you may get a man to ask you out.

I don't want a man to ask me out.

You know, 80% of women

who say they are too busy to have a relationship,

are really lonely, Audrey.

You know, I don't feel the need to date

just to stay on the right side of a survey.

- And it's bad for your skin. // -What?

My skin is always better when I'm dating.

You're never not dating.

And just look at my complexion.

- You, on the other hand-// -- I, on the other hand,

have stopped having this conversation.

Oh my God, is this it?

It's an extraordinary townhouse

with a total floor space of 9,000 square feet,

not including the garden.

May I ask what you do?

It depends on the occasion.

And your friend?

I'm just along for the ride.

This view of the dining room

was recently featured
in Manhattan lnteriors Magazine.

Oh. What was hanging there?

Uh, John Sargent.

Yeah, Mr. Harrison has an amazing art collection.

Too bad none of it comes with the townhouse.

Now if you'll follow me this way.

Now this ceiling was actually handcrafted

by the great-grandson of Charles Thorpe.

That wasn't cheap.

I guess it pays to be the emperor of infomercials.

Mr. Harrison made $30 million
off "The Hair Houdini" alone.

That much? Oh my God.

Now if you'll follow me to the main bedroom.

Know what, Sara?
I don't think this is the place for you.

It's kind of...

cramped.

- Cramped? // -Well, it was all I could think of.

Besides, I had everything I needed.

So, the Sargents in the dining room are gone,

the Cassatt in the living room

has been replaced by a lithograph,

number 139 of 150 run.

Over the grand piano is a framed poster
of the East Hampton Film Festival.

Somewhat less valuable
than the Sisley that was hanging there,

and whatever those monstrosities are in the hallway--

if they're Francis Bacon, I'm a Jimmy Dean sausage.

Yes, sir...

Mr. Harrison's scam is going to unravel

and I will get millions off him.

But for someone else. See, that's the part I don't get.

- Where's the pleasure? // -Winning.

- Thanks for today, Mom. // -Shh-- Audrey.

I've asked you not to use that word in public!

That two-faced, lying son-of-a-bastard!

Mary, you know I don't like spouse bashing.

This happens all the time.
He may have hidden them, sold them--

we'll find out.

Luckily, I've dealt with Tom Hoffman,

the opposing counsel, in similar situations.

He's a good lawyer, but I'm wise to his game.

Hmm.

What does this mean? Is it bad?

No, it doesn't mean anything.

It just means that your husband has
a hired a new attorney, that's all.

His name is Daniel Rafferty.

- I've never heard of him. // -Me neither.

He's new in town.

- This makes me nervous. // -Oh, relax.

You have nothing to worry about.

A new attorney who has never practiced in New York

will never get up to speed this late in the game, okay?

You have nothing to worry about.

I have never lost one of these.

It's fine, it's fine.

It's okay. It's not a problem.

It's okay, everything's okay.

You're all right.

Okay.

Ready?

That's Gary's new attorney?

Audrey Woods. I'm representing Mrs. Harrison.

- Audrey Woods. // -Right, for Mrs. Harrison.

I've heard good things.

That felt nice, by the way.

I realize you're just starting to
familiarize yourself with the case,

but I wanted to make you aware that-- what?

Er, you got a little-// -right here.

Uh, thank you. Anyway, as I was saying,

um, it has come to our attention that certain assets

accumulated, uh-- accumulated during the marriage

have not been accounted for,

so I have come to what I believe

is an accurate estimate of the-// -of the missing--

Snoball.

I don't settle.

I didn't mention settling.

Unless of course you'd like to give me uh...

let me see...

...this.

Which is what I'll earn for this trial-- plus expenses.

Then we've got something to talk about.

- You must be joking. // -Gave it a shot. Good luck.

Ms. Woods, is it?

- Hey, Daniel. // -Good morning. Good morning.

Good news-- opposing counsel's insane.

All rise. 532 is now in session.

Please be seated and come to order.

Judge Abramovitz divorced... horribly.

Very tough on men.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Rafferty,

I see you're back on the East Coast.

I told you the California sun is hard on the skin.

Yes, but, uh, I did moisturize
as per your instructions, Your Honor.

I'll hear opening arguments.

Your honor, I would like to move for a continuance.

It's come to our attention that discrepancies exist

concerning the reporting of assets--
namely, several valuable works of art.

Uh, may I interject, Your Honor?

Uh, you mean, um, paintings,
sculpture, that kind of stuff?

Exactly.

Paintings like this?

Actually, yes.

Like this, uh, Sisley

or this Morisot?

And what have we here? Oh, John Sargent.

Yes, not my kind of thing.

If I was him, I would have given them away too.

Which is exactly what Mr. Harrison did.

All of these. A while ago.

Anonymously, of course, to a very prominent museum.

I'm surprised that Mrs. Harrison
didn't tell you about this, Ms. Woods.

See, her, uh, signature's on the donation document.

Right there.

Oh, uh, that reminds me, Your Honor,

um, I'd like to move for a continuance.

I've just been retained as Mr. Harrison's counsel,

and I haven't had time to fully research

all aspects of the case.

For instance, I have a um...

a receipt here...

for six 28-day stays at the Piney Woods rehab center

for Mrs. Harrison's treatment of sexual addiction.

I'd like to get to the bottom of that.

- I'll give you one week. // -Thank you, Your Honor.

Six months for sexual addiction?

My therapist was very good.

We have to talk.

It's not my fault that Mary Harrison

has the IQ of a dinner plate.

I'd have found out that Harrison disposed of the art.

I mean, that's why I asked for the continuance.

It's just that this Rafferty guy beat me to it.

You want him dead?

- Oh, Mother. // -I meant socially.

I don't know, I've never been up against anyone like him.

He's very un... something.

I can't tell if he just got lucky or he's...

really, really good.

- Maybe he's both. // -Thank you, Mother.

What are you eating?

Vegetables.

- Is this Rafferty guy cute? // -I didn't notice.

Besides, he's not your type. He's old enough to drive.

Quick, Channel 6.

...In court today were opening arguments

in the divorce of Gary "Gadget" Harrison.

- Channel 6, Mom. // -Harrison is being sued...

...at stake-- a reported $97 million.

We caught up with Harrison's attorney Daniel Rafferty

earlier today outside the courthouse.

Well, we do feel that Mrs. Harrison's

monetary demands are outrageous.

After all, it's Mr. Harrison's products

that come with a money-back guarantee,
not Mr. Harrison.

That's incredible. He just got into town
and he's already working the press.

- And you didn't notice if he's cute?
- Shh, call me later.

Quite frankly, after this morning's opening...

She takes after her father.

The prenuptial will stand as agreed.

Mrs. Harrison's case has about
as much chance as a...

uh, snowball in hell.

Okay, Mr. Rafferty...

I accept.

Why am I not surprised?

Hello?

Mr. Rafferty?

Hello?

Thanks, Benny.

Anymore arrive, just put them outside my door, okay?

- Oh-- oh, uh! - Hey.

Oh, sorry. Pardon me.

- Wait, wait, I'm walking here!
- Hey, you looking to die, lady?

And very kindly stepping in
at the last minute for Erin Swedland,

one of New York's most successful attorneys;,

first in her class at Yale,
and partner at Katz, Cohen & Phelps--

Audrey Woods.

Sorry.

Small world, eh?

And another counselor kind enough to
step in at the last minute.

Some say there's method in his madness.

Some say madness is his method.

He's practiced in Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles.

And I guess practice makes perfect...

because he's never lost a case.

The "late" Daniel Rafferty.

Mmm.

Do you always look like an unmade bed?

Uh-oh.

You've either taken an immediate dislike to me

for some inexplicable reason, or you're flirting with me.

- Which is it? // -I'll give you hint.

You're getting warm with the first one.

- What was the second one again?
- What are you doing here?

At least you could be a bit more grateful.

Grateful for what?

Well, my old friend Lyman over there
needed a replacement.

He asked me if I knew an interesting lawyer.

I happen to think you're very interesting.

- You? // -Mmm.

- Please welcome our first panelist...
- I'm here because of you?

...Audrey Woods.

You're up.

So my advice to you is

divorce doesn't have to be agony.

Look at it as a chance to examine
the complex emotional labyrinth

that is the human relationship.

- Well done, well done.
- Thanks, Ms. Woods, very enlightening.

- Like a nibble? // -You raise some interesting points.

No?

And now, let's hear from Daniel Rafferty.

Mmm, that's me. Any sno-bits?

Hi.

Thank you very much.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Ah, wonderful speech, Ms. Woods.

But, uh, this is the way I see it.

Lawyers are scum.

Divorce lawyers though...

are the fungus growing beneath the scum.

Divorce is the post mortem of a dead marriage.

We represent people who have
suddenly discovered a passion

for a fight that they never knew they had in them.

Where was that passion and fight

when it was needed to save the marriage?

Hmm?

Don't ask. It's not our jobs.

Everyone loves gadgets.

And the way divorce is going these days,

you're going to get a chance to use them.

State-of-the-art stuff

for tracking the philandering husband or the unfaithful wife.

For instance,

a camera this small

can take a picture...

this big.

Amazing, isn't it?

Don't you think the clarity is wonderful?

I'm sure you people at the back can see
all the roses on our suspect's scarf.

No longer do we have to rely on
crude convenient store video.

With digital capability,

we can dispose of 20 closed-circuit systems

and achieve optimum picture quality.

Now I'm sure the person... there didn't realize

that they were being caught in the act.

Wouldn't you agree?

Remember, none of us

are in divorce law for love.

I think you like him.

Like him? Are you crazy?

Sure, but I'm also your mother...

when we're not in public.

I know, it's a little painful,

but I can see results already.

I have the lower lids of a teenager. Oh!

Okay, one that's been thrown through
the windshield, but a teenager nevertheless.

I didn't sleep a wink because of that guy.

Don't worry, I'm going to catch him with his guard down,

and then kick him in the body part of my choosing.

Just be careful, you've never lost a big case.

Well, neither has he.

And that's just irresistible.

- Mother! // -I'm sorry.

That's it.

I'll apologize.

To Rafferty? Why? You haven't done anything wrong.

Exactly. So it'll be the last thing he's expecting.

It's the perfect strategy.

A sincere apology is just a manipulating tactic,

Iike-- like forgiveness, or generosity.

He'll fall for it. He's not from New York.

You are so adorable when you're going for the kill.

Hi.

I came to apologize.

Oh... you're bothering to knock.

Don't you usually just break and enter?

Hysterical. And I didn't break and enter.

If you review your surveillance tape--

you know, just how paranoid are you by the way?

You'll notice that your office was open

and my intention was to have a meeting.

My apology is for any confusion.

Oh.

I don't know what to say.

"Come in" would be nice.

Come in.

Actually, you're lucky I don't sue
you for injuries sustained

when I picked up those file boxes.

I cite "Gibbon v. Masters-
treacherous conditions in the workplace."

You, uh, sustained an injury?

I broke a nail. Open your present.

Oh, look at that. Very nice.

I thought you'd enjoy owning one without a stain.

Interesting presumption.

You gave a very good speech yesterday, by the way.

Very provocative.

The, uh, "butter wouldn't melt" guide to divorce.

I take the high road. I use the law,

not cheap theatrics.

Okay.

Meeting's a good idea.

So let's get on with it.

Excuse me?

Let's meet over dinner. And since you initiated it,

protocol dictates that you should take me, don't you think?

Yes, of course.

Or... we could eat here. I have Snickers.

Hello, Leslie, would you book my table

- at the Four Seasons, please?
- No, no, no, no, no.

My choice. Bye, Leslie.

All right, as long as it isn't outside.

There's a 65% chance of rain tonight.

There's a low-pressure system
coming out of the Northwest.

I watch the Weather Channel.

Could you be more fascinating?

♪ De Colombia o de Brasil ♪

♪ Cual cafe se va a servir? ♪

♪ Rico frio y culto es Ud. ♪

♪ Que expresito quiere beber? ♪

Ah, dos huevos de chivo, por favor.

Huevos de chivo? With the huevo?

Oh, si.

God, I love this place.

It's so romantic, no?

- No. // -Oh.

so what was all this high-morality,

passion-within-a-marriage crap you were spouting?

Well, don't you ever just want to slap your clients,

tell them to go home and sort it out?

Actually, no, I don't.

Each case I handle convinces me further

that marriage is dead in the water.

I see.

- I see? // -Yep.

- That's it? You see? // -Yes, I do.

I see a lot. Are you dating anyone?

You see a lot-- am I dating anyone?

- What kind of a segue is that?
- I don't think you are.

Ohh, this is what you see.

You see that I couldn't be dating anyone?

I could be dating, mister. Trust me, okay?

I could be dating a whole big deal.

I could be lobbying for a 12-day week,

I'm dating so much, okay? Oh, what is this?

What is this, "arms in the air, I rest my case" thing?

- What is that? // -You're not dating. Why not?

- Okay, since you ask... // -You're beautiful...

- what is dating anyway? // -intelligent.

- It's trial marriage. //- I'm eating with the most beautiful--

What? Trial marriage? I thought you just said
marriage was dead in the water.

And that's why I don't date.

Subject closed.

- How about you? // -How about me, what?

You dating anyone?

I thought you just closed that subject.

- I just reopened it. // -I see.

You mean, apart from tonight?

This isn't a date.

- This is a meeting. // -Seriously?

Yes, seriously. My first response is always the truth.

It's a rule I live by, personally and professionally.

A person's first response is what they truly feel.

Oh, that's very good, very profound.
I mean, I couldn't agree more.

But can't we reach a compromise,
call it an intimate meeting?

Intimacy doesn't change a thing.

Business is business.

Oh, come on, you don't mean that.

Oh, boy.

Don't you try to analyze me

with your disheveled, bohemian, "my socks don't match,

therefore I have insight to all things" whacko mindset.

There are no psychoanalytical shortcuts
into my pants, okay?

Dos huevos de chivos.

Gracias.

Mmm.

Oh, look, medical waste in a glass.

- No umbrella? //-Okay, you're gonna have to drink this.

This is an old Cuban tradition I learned.

Before the duel, the two opponents drink

the huevo de chivo together.

It means "just because I'm trying to kill you,

doesn't mean I don't love and respect you."

Huevo de chivo.

Ohh! Ahh!

What the hell was that?

Huevo de chivo. Goat's nut.

Goat's nut?

I just had a goat's nut in my mouth?

No, it's a cherry. It's a cherry.

Look, it's a maraschino cherry.

Mmm, there you go.

Too strong for you?

Not at all.

- Let's have another. // -No.

No, this is lethal stuff.

- Really? // -Yeah.

- Waitress?! // -Oh, no.

- Huevo de chivo. // -Huevo de chivo.

- Mmm. // -Hah!

Uh-oh.

Did you bring an umbrella, Mrs. Weather Channel?

65%?

I mean, if you'd said 85 or 90--

Yeah, and it's precisely that 25% extra

that you need and I don't.

And there's a difference between how you and l

need different percentages.

Because if my style is 6-5 and you're 8-5...

Whooo!

- I'm a little drunk. // -Yeah.

Well, at least we'll be equally hung over

when we see Judge Abramovitz in the morning.

Yeah, you and her, what's up with that?

Oh, my mouth has gone numb. I can't feel anything.

Can you?

I felt that okay.

Hey. Hey, you're not supposed-- yeah.

You?

Oh!

Oh my God.

What have I done?

Cup of coffee? Due in court, 45 minutes.

- Clothes are in the dryer. // -The dryer?

I wore panties. That much I remember.

Did I do anything last night I might regret?

I hope not.

Ohh. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

At least we'll both arrive in court looking like hell.

Ready?

- Oh, come on! // -What's wrong?

I mean, you always say I look like crap.

Don't you like it? Tie looks good.

$97 million, Your Honor.

And yet he is trying to hold my client

to a penurious prenuptial
which we have shown is clearly suspect.

Mary Harrison is entitled to at least half of his assets

and a continuing percentage of profit in his corporation.

- You don't really mean that. // -What?

I'm sorry to interrupt, Ms. Woods,

but are you suggesting that
because the number is so large,

your client is entitled to more than
was agreed upon in the prenup?

Because that was not your position last night,

assuming you remember last night's...

position.

I am speaking... this morning

of two people who are husband and wife--

two people who shared eight years together--

A wife who in their most intimate moments

inspired her husband's greatest creations.

Oh, what did you say? It was brilliant.

I wrote it down somewhere. Um... there you go.

Here.

Um... "intimacy doesn't change a thing.

Business is business."

- How dare you! // -Okay! Okay! This is how I see it.

According to the state of New York,

Mrs. Harrison signed a prenuptial agreement

that no one has proven to me is flawed in any way.

So the court finds the document holds

and assets shall be divided according to its provisions.

Case dismissed.

And whatever the two of you got going on,
take it outside.

You know, I've come to think we have
a great success on our hands here and uh--

One moment, please.

Audrey! Audrey, wait!

Audrey. Audrey, wait! Wait just one moment.

Come on. Come on, let me explain.

Please, just let me explain, all right?

Counselor, you are now operating in a morality-free void

- in which all bets are off. // -You don't get it, do you?

I just paid you the ultimate compliment.

Compliment?

You forced me to fight dirtier in there

than I've ever had to do before.
That's how good you are.

Oh, please, save the L.A. schmooze for Judge Judy.

You owe me an apology.

Like the apology you gave me last night?

Okay, I was trying to soften you up.

And then I let you seduce me
so you'd think you had the upper hand.

You let me seduce you? You let me?

Are you wounded, Mr. Rafferty?

Hey, hey, hey, last night was very special.

There's no need to trash it just because I beat you.

Hey, you know, you need to toughen up a little bit.

If I got bruised by every lawyer I bagged

I'd living in a padded cell in Bellevue by now.

You finished with these?

Bagged? You actually used the word "bagged"?

Right on the courthouse steps in the 21st century.

Wow. And how many have you bagged?

- None. That's not the point, Mother. // -Shh-shh!

Audrey, look at me.

I don't know why you have developed this inability

to admit when you're attracted to someone.

It's not healthy and you know it.

And one day, I promise you you will wake up

with a wedding ring on your finger

and you will be the happiest person
in the world to be married.

I am not attracted to him.

I just hate that dealing with him had to get so low down.

You decided to practice divorce law.

At what point did you think
it was going to get really classy?

The new Serenas.

Who?

Serena, the hottest new designer out there.

- Never heard of her. // -Of course you have.

- She's married to Thorne Jamison. // -Who?

He's the lead singer of the Needles.

Honey, he just signed a huge recording contract--

80 zillion or something. Oh, Serena.

She understands the last thing to go on
a woman are her shoulders.

She's bound to win the Nobel Prize.

At least.

Focus, Audrey, focus!

Well, actually Mr. Harrison said I inspired him

to come up with one of his new inventions. Uh...

what's it called? "The paperpusher."

Huh, did you get a cut of that?

Uh, no. No, not at all.

Uh, just winning Gary's case was enough.

Yes, and your courtroom tussles with
counselor Audrey Woods

are becoming, uh, quite the talk of the town in legal circles.

Well, well, well, what can I say?

I mean, Audrey Woods is uh--

Well, she's the finest attorney I've ever met.

Hmm.

I can only aspire to be as clever as her.

Right.

She's uh-- she's wonderful.

- Really wonderful. // -Huh?

And you've just published this book on divorce,

"For Better or Worse; A Guide to a Happy Divorce."

That's right.

- Book? Book? What book?!
- It's got excellent reviews.

When does he write books?!

Outside of New York's biggest divorce trial

since Gary Harrison's last April,

the case of basketball legend

Adamo Shandela and his wife lrene--

the trial which has two of the city's top divorce pit bulls

Audrey Woods and Daniel Rafferty

against each other once again.

Now the verdict has just been handed down.

Wait a minute, I'm told he's on his way out.

Adamo, how does it feel to
have the verdict go your way?

Well, I just feel lucky to have the best lawyer

in New York on my side, you know what I'm saying?

Ms. Woods, in a case that's had to reveal
so much indelicate information

about the petitioner's private life,

you've really been commended
on your aboveboard tactics.

It's all about doing your homework,

researching every aspect of the law,

burning the midnight oil--
you have to be prepared for anything.

You know, if it's one thing that I've learned,

it's don't get caught in court with your pants down.

Ah, that's good.

Objection, Your Honor. Counsel is,
as usual, making assumptions.

Overruled, Ms. Woods!

Opposing counsel is

clearly kidding herself if she believes--

Irrelevant, Mr. Rafferty.

Full documentation here, Your Honor.

Everything you need to know.

Videotapes are irrelevant, Mr. Rafferty.

No room for argument.

Objection, Your Honor. Counsel is badgering.

Motion denied again, Ms. Woods.

Get off the desk, Mr. Rafferty.

Ms. Woods, this court has absolutely

no interest in your opinion of
Mr. Rafferty's choice of socks.

Ms. Woods' capacity for alcohol
has no relevance to these proceedings.

- Bailiff! // -No, clearly you did not,

- Counselors! Counselors! // -because-- no, no--

If I want to sit through personal attacks, yelling, screaming

foul language, bickering, I'll spend the afternoon

with my family in Scarsdale, understand?

Yes, Your Honor.

It may be cool though, especially from Boston

northward here, across parts of Maine...

and throughout portions of New England.
Only 52 in Burlington, 51 in--

It's Audrey. I'm not here right now, so leave a message.

Even if I was here, I wouldn't take calls from you.

We both know that's not true.

Listen, I'm sorry to bother you,

but it's really overcast downtown here

and I thought you just might have an inside track

from the Weather Channel, you know,

and what time it's gonna start raining.

Okay.

Look, if you want me to leave you alone, I will.

But for the record I think it's a great shame.

So... take care.

- Hello? // -Oh, you are there.

Yeah, I just picked up the phone
to tell you to leave me alone.

I just said I was going to leave you alone.

I know, I'm just telling you that I want you to.

You don't mean that.

- Trust me. // -On the first bit or the second bit?

- Both. // -I'm confused.

- What about? // -I'm not sure.

Perhaps you could send me a tape of this.

Don't be ridiculous.

- Have dinner with me. // -I'm not hungry.

- I didn't mean right now. // -Well, neither did l.

Honey!

I have to go.

So this is how you're spending Saturday night,

eating junk food and watching the Weather Channel?

I have tickets to Thorne Jamison and the Needles.

- Let's go. // -To a rock concert?

Sex, drugs and rock and roll
is your thing, Mom, not mine.

♪ Get ready to roll back the dice ♪

♪ Freddy's burning up in Satan's Fahrenheit ♪

♪ Crash landing from a snowball parasite ♪

♪ Television is the Devil's chosen fun ♪

- ♪ Ohhh ♪ - ♪ Singing at the moon ♪

♪ Seaside pleasure and all that shagging around ♪

♪ Fall into your head, she said what she said ♪

♪ Get ready to roll back the dice ♪

♪ Fall out of your bed, we'll wake up the dead ♪

♪ Get ready to roll back the dice. ♪

Oh my God, I think I'm deaf.

Hey, are you all right?

Do you want to tell me about it?

He's an asshole.

I hate him.

He screws everything.

If I don't divorce him, I'm gonna kill him!

Ugh!

Listen, can I give you some advice?

You're very young.

Relationships take work,

and-- and lots of couples go through rough patches.

And there's always a way to get through them.

You know, divorce should be a last resort.

This is something I know a little bit about.

You're wearing my blouse wrong.

It should be worn off the shoulder.

You have nice shoulders.

Are you Serena?

- So your husband is- // -The fathead on stage? Yeah.

Let me give you my card.

I just want you to know, Mrs. Jamison,

That if you should choose Katz, Cohen & Phelps,

I take care of my clients.

We are considered the Tiffany's of New York law firms.

Yeah, well, I wish it was Home Depot

so you could rip his heart out with a chainsaw.

Well, there's that approach too.

Here's to Audrey and her new client Serena,

and all the money she's going to bring in to the company.

- No, it's not definite yet. // -It's not definite yet.

The gentleman asked me to send you this.

Thank you.

What in God's name is that?

- You've never had a goat's nut?
- I can't say that I have.

Hey, man, what's going on?

Would you excuse me for a moment?

Do you think that's really a goat's nut in there?

Oh, Ms. Woods, look at that.

Uh, I see you're celebrating over there.

Would you like to join us?

Ah, I just wanted to say hello to Serena.

Well, you're a fan. Well, who isn't?

Uh, Serena, Audrey Woods. Serena's my new client.

- Sadly, she's getting a divorce. // -Yes, I know.

Oh, you do?

Oh well, I guess these things hit the papers.

No, I know, because up until 30 seconds ago

I thought she was going to hire me to represent her.

- What? // -That's a good look, counselor.

Did you practice that in the mirror?

Hey, I decided to use someone else.

Thing is, in the meetin' you were all up in that

"high road, let's keep it clean, no need to get ugly" stuff.

Then I read his book.

Danny's what I want.

He'll cut Thorne's balls off and
give 'em back as earrings.

But in all fairness, uh, Serena, it should be noted

that Ms. Woods is very capable of cutting men's balls off.

All right.

Sorry, that came out all wrong.

Um, just so you know, the jacket wasn't designed

to be worn with a belt.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

You stole Serena to spite me.

Come on in.

Cubicle 2 is free, I believe.

I didn't steal anything.

She read my book and came to me, I mean it.

I don't think you mean anything you say.

Well, that, I'm afraid, is gonna have to
remain your problem.

But... I don't lie.

I don't approve of it. When have I ever lied to you?

Well, let me tell you something, buddy,

If you are taking this case to mess with me,

things are gonna get really ugly.

Uglier than this?

And let me tell you something, if I may--

if you were able to turn down your self-serving paranoia

to a gentle simmer for a brief moment,
you might just discover

that you and I could actually co-exist quite successfully.

And I don't mean only professionally.

Don't forget to wash your hands.

What, are you... going for a world record?

Hello, girls.

- All right, form in a queue. // -Take this, take this.

I'm sure I can fit you all in.

What's your name, my little girl?

- Cindy. Hey, sign it. // -Yeah? I had a dog called that once.

And how long have you been a "Thornehead"?

Forever.

- I love you, Thorne! // -Yeah, I love you too, babe.

See this, Barry.

I've got classy fans too.

And uh... what might you want?

I want you.

Ooh, chihuahua!

Nice opening line. I like it.

Direct, no BS-- just how I like it.

Mmm.

Okay, tell me what we're working with, doll face.

Okay, this is what we're working with, doll face.

You've got a devoted, hardworking wife at home,

and yet you cheat, lie, and blow
all your money on strippers and whores.

You finally abandoned her,
leaving her no option but to file for divorce.

That's the opposing counsel's opening line.

Direct, no BS-// -just the way you like it.

And your wife has just hired the second best

divorce attorney in New York city to deliver it.

Now you need someone to tell

your side of the story, no matter how sordid,

and make you seem like strawberry shortcake.

I like strawberry shortcake,

and I like your style.

Do you know what I think?

I think we should continue this conversation...

back at my place.

- You know what I think? // -What?

I think you should leave the thinking to me.

Right.

Pain? I'll cause her so much pain she'll wish she never...

Before I came along, the only business decision
he ever made

was whether to pay a hooker with cash or credit.

...the purpose of a settlement hearing is to avoid...

You should advise your client that
documentable threats of violence...

- makes my job so much easier. // -Threats, my ass!

Can we skip to the part where you cut his balls off?!

If we could convince Ms. Woods to go

through the motions of discussing assets.

Assets? She doesn't have any.

I'm the one who spits up all the money for
those dish rags she sells.

Dish rags? Tell that to Nicole Kidman.

She wore my dishrags to the Oscars, okay?!

Nyah, nyah, nyah...

I'm sure that Mr. Rafferty will agree that
we'll not get anywhere

without a degree of consideration from all parties.

Consideration from him? I'm his Goddamn wife.

And he didn't even have the courtesy to
tell me that he got

a skull and cross bones pierced through the tip of his--

- I have enough. // -I'm good.

Mmm.

Look, forget it, okay? I'm not interested in his money.

I make a good living. There's only one thing I want.

- Uh-huh, and what is that? // -Caislean and Clocha.

Oh, yes, I remember seeing that somewhere. What is it?

It's the most magical place on earth.

- Mmm. // -It's our castle in lreland.

It's my fairytale castle.

♪ It's summer now, the kids are back inside ♪

♪ Gotta ticket for a... ♪

Ha-ha. And in here, this is the-- stay.

- This is where we like to rehearse...
- Stay. Ha-ha.

jam with the boys in the band.

This is where I like to play with my fruit machines.

Feeling lucky. Feeling lucky!

Ahh.

Uh, gold, gold, gold, gold, silver.

Who's is that? That's not mine. Billy!

I hadn't become my true self at that point.

I was still a bit... stupid.

And it's got like 100 bedrooms.

I don't know, maybe even less.

Serena uses one for her hobbies and shit--

매력의 법칙

좀더 노력해 보렴,

그럼 데이트할 남자가 생길거야

데이트할 남자 필요없어요

여성 80%가

너무 바빠서 연애할 시간이 없다고 하는구나

정말 혼자 살고싶니, 오드리

데이트할 필요성을 못느끼겠어요

그냥 재보면서 살래요

- 그리고 피부가 이게 뭐니 // -어때서요?

내가 데이트할 때보다 못하잖니

데이트 한적 없잖아요

내 살갗좀 보렴

- 넌 그 반면에-// -- 그 반면에,

이런 대화 그만해요

이런 세상에나, 여기여요?

전체 건평이 9천평방피트인

굉장한 저택입니다

정원은 빼고입니다

어떻게 하시겠습니까?

절호의 기회이군요

친구분은 어떠신지?

전 구경만 할깨요

최근 멘하탄 인테리어 잡지사에서

인기를 끌었던 식당입니다

저긴 뭐가 걸려있었죠?

존 사전트 초상화였습니다

해리슨씨는 굉장한 예술품수집가 입니다

이런 저택에 없으면 안되죠

이제 이쪽으로 가보실까요

이 천장은 찰스 쏘프의 증손자가

손으로 만든 것입니다

싸지는 않겠군요

이게 최고의 가격일겁니다

해리슨씨가 "헤어 후디니"에 3천만달러를 썼습니다

얼마요? 말도 안돼

이제 안방으로 가실까요

이것 알아요, 사라? 당신한테 어울리는 곳이 아니여요

약간은...

비좁아요

- 비좁다구? // -그렇게 생각되었어요

게다가, 필요한건 다가지고 있어요

식당에 있던 사전트가 없어졌고,

거실에 있던 카샅은

석판화로 대체되었어요

139~150쪽에 있어요

그랜드 피아노 위쪽은
동부 햄프턴 영화축제포스터로 꾸며져있고

그곳에 걸려있던 것은 시슬레 것보다 다소 가치가 덜하고

복도에 있던것은 약간 기괴해요--

그들이 뛰면, 난 날아다녀요

맞아...

해리슨씨가 사기치는게 들어날거고

그에게서 수백만달러를 토해내게 할거여요

그런데 남에겐 내가 갇지 못한 부분이 있지 않니

- 기뻐하는 모습을 볼수가 없구나 // -알았어요

- 오늘 즐거웠어요, 엄마 // -쉬~ 오드리

사람많은 곳에서 엄마라는 단어는 쓰지 말랬잖아!

위선자, 거짓말쟁이 새끼!

메리, 배우자를 비난하는걸 싫어하는 것 알지요

늘 있는 일이거든요 그가 숨겼던 팔았던--

우린 찾아낼거여요

다행히, 같은 처지에 있는,

반대편 변호사인, 톰 호프만과 거래했어요

그는 훌륭한 변호사지만, 내가 그의 수법을 잘알고있어요

음~

왜 그래요? 안좋은 소식인가요?

아니요, 아무것도 아녀요

당신 남편이 새변호사를 고용했다고 하네요. 그게 다여요

이름이 다니엘 래퍼티라는 군요

- 들어본적이 없는 이름이군요 // -나 역시도 그래요

이도시에서는 처음봐요

- 신경쓰이게 하네요 // -오, 긴장 풀어요

걱정할거 하나 없어요

뉴욕에서는 재판을 해본 경험이 없는 새변호사여서

이사건을 뒤집을 수는 없을 거여요, 알겠어요?

걱정할거 하나 없어요

이런 재판을 저본적이 없거든요

괜찮아, 괜찮아

그럼 아무 문제없어

괜찮아, 모든게 잘될거야

암 그렇구 말고

이제 되었어

들어 갈까요?

저쪽이 게리의 새변호사인가요?

오드리 우즈 해리슨 부인의 대리인입니다

- 오드리 우즈 // -맞아요, 해리슨 부인의 대변인

대단하다는 소리 많이 들었습니다

괜찮았어요

이사건을 정확하게 알기위해 일을 시작한건 알겠는데,

그건 알아주었으면 합니다--왜요?

에~, 뭔가 끼였군요-- 거기에

고마워요 그건 그렇고, 제가 말했듯이,

유의해 주었으면 합니다

모았던, 어-// -결혼동안에 모았던 재산들이

결산되지 않았더군요,

그래서 빠뜨린 것들을 정확히

평가해 주시면 됩니다--

스노우볼이군요

시간이 없어서요

제 말 아직 안끝났어요

물런 보여주고 싶지 않지만...

어디 보자...

...여기

이번 재판에서 벌어들일 돈이죠 비용까지 합쳐서입니다

할이야기 다끝났어요

- 농담이죠, 설마 // -해봐요. 잘되야 될덴테

미혼 맞죠?

- 헤이, 다니엘 // -안녕. 안녕

좋은 소식이여요-- 반대편 변호사가 미쳤어요

모두 일어서 주세요 532번 사건 개정하겠습니다

앉으시고 정숙해주세요

아브라모비쯔 판사는 이혼했어요...

남자들에게 엄청 냉정해요

안녕하세요, 여러분들

래퍼리씨,

이스트 코스트에 돌아왔군요

캘리포니아 햇빛은 피부에 안좋아요

지시하신대로 축축하게 했습니다, 재판장님

공개논거를 시작합시다

재판장님, 연기를 요청하고 싶습니다

자산보고서에 따르면 불일치하는게 있습니다

다시 말하자면, 몇개의 고가의 예술품들이 들어있지 않습니다

어, 제가 말해도 되겠습니까, 재판장님?

그림들, 조각상, 뭐 그런것들 말인가요?

맞습니다

이 그림이 맞나요?

예, 맞아요

시슬리나

모리샅의 그림인가요?

뭐더라? 오, 존 사전트

내 일은 아닙니다만

내가 그였다면, 나역시도 예술품들을 주었을 겁니다

해리슨 부인이 했던게 여기에 정확하게 있습니다

그 모든 것들 오래전에

물런 익명으로 저명한 박물관에 기증하였습니다

해리슨 부인이 말해주지 않았다는게 놀랍군요, 미스 우즈

기증서에 있는 사인을 보세요

바로 여기

어~, 이렇게 하고싶습니다, 재판장님,

연기를 요청하고 싶습니다

해리슨 부인의 변호사같이 보류한게 있습니다

그리고 이사건의 모든 정황을 충분히 조사할

시간이 없었습니다

예를 들면, 영수증이...

여기있군요...

해리슨 부인의 성도착증을 치료하기위해

6개월동안 피니 우즈 재활센터에 머물렸던 일입니다

철저하게 조사하고 싶습니다

- 일주일 연기합니다 // -감사합니다, 재판장님

성도착증을 치료하기 위해 6개월씩이나?

전문치료사가 죽여줬어요

이야기 좀 나눠요

매리 해리슨의 아이큐가 밑바닥인게

제 잘못은 아녀요

예술품을 처분했던게 들어났어요

내말은, 내가 왜 연기를 신청했냐는 거여요

래퍼티놈이 여기에서 손떼게 할려고 그러나봐요

그녀석을 죽이고 싶니?

- 엄마 // -사교적으로 말이다

모르겠어요, 그같은 사람과 부딪쳐 본적이 없어서요

그는 에~... 뭔가가 있어요

그가 정말 좋았다거나 혹은...

정말, 정말 괜찮다고는 말못해요

- 둘다 일지도 모르고 // -됬어요, 엄마

뭐 먹고있니?

야채요

- 래퍼티놈이 귀엽든? // -신경안썼어요

게다가, 엄마 타입은 아녀요 그짓할 나이는 지났어요

빨리, 6번채널

...오늘 법정에서 개리 "거시기" 해리슨의 이혼에 대한

공개논쟁이 있었습니다

- 6번채널, 엄마
- 해리슨씨는 9천7백만달러에 달하는

재산을 차지하기위해 소장을 재기하고 있는 상태입니다

오늘 아침일찍 법원밖에서 해리슨씨의 변호사인

다니엘 래퍼티씨를 만나봤습니다

예~, 해리슨부인의 재정적 요구는

터무니 없습니다

무엇보다 먼저, 해리슨씨의 환불보증에

으례히 따르는 것이지 해리슨부인의 것이 아닙니다

처음 이도시에 와놓곤
이미 기자회견까지 했다니 믿을수가 없군

- 그가 귀엽다는것에 신경쓰지 않았지?
- 쉬~, 나중에 전화할깨요

그럼요 프랭클리, 오늘 아침 공개재판뒤에...

아버지 닮아 가는군

혼전계약이 동의될겁니다

해리슨 부인의 사건은 엄청난 가능성이 있습니다...

어, 스노우볼 따위 처럼 말입니다

좋았어, 미스터 래퍼티...

도전을 받아주지

놀랍지도 않군

계세요?

레퍼티씨 있어요?

여보세요?

고마워, 베니

이후에 도착하는 건, 문밖에다 두세요, 알았죠?

- 조심해

미안합니다

- 멈춰, 멈춰. 지나가요! // -이봐, 죽고싶어 환장했어?

에린 스웨드랜드에 막판에 가입하고,

뉴욕시에서 가장 성공한 변호사중 하나이고,

예일대의 반일등이고, 카츠와 코헨 필스의 파트너인--

오드리 우즈를 소개합니다

죄송합니다

좁은 곳이군요, 그렇죠?

다른 변호사가 공손하게도 막판에 들어오는군요

어떤 사람은 보기보다 무모하지 않다고하고,

어떤 사람은 무모한게 그의 방식이라고도 합니다

시카고, 보스툰, 로스 엔젤리스에서 활동했고,

소송사건은 만점짜리입니다...

왜냐하면 한번도 폐배한적이 없기때문입니다

"지각자" 다니엘 래퍼티입니다

음

늘 자다가 일어난 모습으로 다니나요?

이유는 설명할 수 없지만, 바로 날 싫어하거나

나와 농담따먹기 하거나 둘중 하나를 선택하세요

- 어느 쪽이죠? // -힌트를 줄깨요

첫번째 쪽으로 맞추어봐요

- 두번째가 뭐였죠? // -지금 뭐하는 거여요?

최소한 좀더 고마워하게 될겁니다

뭘 고마워해요?

그게, 오랜 친구인 리먼이 변호사 교체가 필요했거든요

내가 관심있어하는 변호사를 물어봤었고

당신한데 매우 관심이 있었죠

- 당신이? // -음

- 첫번째 연사를 환영해줍시다...
- 당신이 날 여기에 초청했어요?

...오드리 우즈입니다

당신이군요

여러분에게 권고하고 싶은것은

이혼을 고민할 필요가 없다는 것입니다

인간관계에 있는 복잡하게 얽힌 감정을 시험하는

기회로 봐주십시오

- 잘했어요, 잘했어요 // -고맙습니다, 매우 계몽적이군요

- 한입 할래요? // -매우 흥미로운 점을 제기하는군요

안먹어요?

자 이제, 다니엘 래퍼티씨의 말을 들어봅시다

음, 나군요 묻었나요?

하이

대단히 감사합니다 안녕하세요, 신사 숙녀 여려분들

아~, 미스 우즈의 훌륭한 연설이였습니다

제 견해는 이렇습니다

변호사들은 인간쓰레기 입니다

이혼 변호사들은...

인간쓰레기를 자양분으로 성장하는 곰팡이들입니다

이혼은 생기없는 결혼생활을 저당잡히는 것입니다

사람들이 절대 알수 없었던 격정적인 싸움으로

갑자기 이혼한 사람들을 우린 대표합니다

격정적인 싸움은 어떻습니까

결혼생활을 지속하고 싶을때 필요한 것입니까?

음?

묻지 마십시요 우리가 관여할게 아닙니다

누구나 간단한 장치를 정말 좋아합니다

분리방식이 최근에 생산되고있습니다

간단한 장치가 사용된걸 보게될겁니다

최신식 물건

여자 꽁무니 따라다니는 남편이나
부정한 아내를 촬영하기 위한것입니다

예를 들면,

카메라, 소형이지만

사진을 찍을 수 있습니다...

이렇게 크게 말입니다

놀랍지 않습니까?

화질이 선명한게 놀랍지 않습니까?

용의자의 스카프에 있는 장미무늬를
뒷자석에 앉은 사람도 볼수있을겁니다

더이상 조야한 아날로그에 의지할 필요가 없습니다

무한한 디지털기술은,

20개의 폐쇄회로 시스템으로 처리될 수 있고

최상의 화질을 찾아줍니다

도둑질하는 현장이 찍히고 있는줄 몰랐던 사람이

이제 누군지 알겠군요

그렇지 않습니까?

기억하십시오, 우리중 누구도

좋아서 이혼소송을 하지 않습니다

그가 마음에 들지

내가요? 총맞았어요?

확실해, 내가 너 엄마지 않니...

사람들 앞에서는 아니지만

조금 가슴아프지만,

결과가 뻔히 보이는 구나

이런! 십대보다 눈꺼풀이 처졌내

맞아, 거울을 통해봐서 그럴꺼야,
그렇지만 십대는 안그런데

그녀석 때문에 한숨도 못잤거든요

걱정하지 마세요, 경계심을 풀어 사로 잡은뒤엔,

차버릴 거여요

조심하거라, 넌 패소한적이 없지않니

그런데, 그도 그렇구나

말할 나위도 없겠구나

- 엄마! // -미안하다

맞아 바로 그거야

사과할거여요

래퍼티에게? 왜? 잘못한게 없지 않니

맞아요. 그가 마지막으로 기대하고 있던 것일거여요

완벽한 작전이여요

진실한 사과가 용병술이여요

용서나 관대함과 같은거죠

그는 용병술에 속아서 뉴욕을 떠날거여요

그런 죽이는 방법을 생각해 내다니 정말 감탄할만 하구나

하이

사과하러 왔어요

오... 노크를 다하시다니

평소에는 주거침입을 하지 않죠?

병적으로 주거침입하지 않아요

감시테이프를 재검토 해보면--

당신이 얼마나 편집증환자인지 알거여요

사무실이 열려있던걸 알게될거고

만나보고 싶어서 들어갔었던 거여요

내 사과가 좀 당황스럽죠

이런

뭔 말을 해야될지 모르겠네요

"들어오세요"가 좋을것 같아요

들어오세요

여기 서류철들을 들다가 입은 상처에 대해

소송을 제기하지 않은게 다행인줄 아세요

"기번 v. 마스터스-- 위험한 작업장" 이라고 증언될거여요

상처를 입었나요?

손톱이 부러졌어요 선물 풀어보세요

오, 이럴수가 정말 근사하군요

당신한테 어울릴거라고 생각했어요

흥미로운 추정이군요

어제 연설 정말 잘했어요, 그런데

매우 선동적 이더군요

"서로 융합되지 않는다"는 이혼을 유도하는 겁니다

고차원적인 방법이죠 소송에 쓰이지,

값싼 연극에서 사용되는 말이 아녀요

그래요

미팅이라 좋은 생각이여요

그럼 미팅을 해봅시다

뭐라구요?

저녁식사를 같이해요 당신이 제안했으니까,

계산은 그쪽에서 해야 되지 않겠어요?

예, 물런이죠

아니면... 여기서 먹든가 과자류가 있거든요

여보세요, 레슬리, '사계절'에 예약을 할려고 하는데

- 자리가 있나요? // -안되요

내가 예약하죠. 끊어요, 레슬리

좋아요, 이왕이면 밖이 아니였으면 해요

오늘밤 비올 가능성이 65%거든요

저기압이 북서쪽에서 다가오고 있어요

일기예보를 봤거든요

정말 매혹적 이군요

아, 후웨보 칵테일 부탁합니다

후웨보? 웨보 말인가요?

아, 그거요

정말 마음에 드는 곳이여요

매우 낭만적이죠, 그렇지 않나요?

- 아니요 // -이런

고결한 도덕성으로 결혼생활에서의 격정을 팽개치라고

왜 그렇게 당당하게 말해요?

그럼, 당신은 고객을 거절하고 집으로 돌려보내

인생을 다시 시작하라고 말하고 싶은적은 없습니까?

사실은, 아니요, 그러진 않아요

지금까지 다뤘던 사건들이 결혼은 구속이라는 걸

나에게 확신시켜 주고있어요

그렇군요

- 안다고요? // -예

- 그게 전부인가요? // -예, 맞아요

많은걸 알고있죠 누군가와 데이트는 하고있나요?

많은걸 알고있다-- 데이트하고 있냐구요?

- 무슨 뜻으로 물어보는 거죠?
- 데이트는 하지 않는것 같은데요

오, 그걸 알고있는 거군요

내가 누군가와 테이트할 수 없을지도 모른다는걸 아는건가요?

데이트할 수 있어요, 아자씨 진짜로, 알겠어요?

많은 데이트를 할수있어요

12주동안 로비활동 할 수 있고,

그게 엄청난 데이트여요, 알겠어요? 오, 이건 어때요?

"쓸데없는 그짓에 일을 팽겨쳐라"는 건가요?

- 그건 어때요? // -데이트를 하지 않는데, 왜그러죠?

- 알았어요, 물어봐서 그러는데... // -아름답군요...

- 어떻게 데이트하나요? // -지적이고

- 이건 계약결혼 이여요
- 난 최고로 아름다운 여자와 식사를--

뭐요? 계약결혼? 결혼은 구속이라고 말한것 같은데요

그게 데이트하지 않는 이유여요

이런 대화 이제 그만해요

- 당신은 어때요? // -내가 어떻다니, 뭐가요?

누군가와 데이트하나요?

그만하기로 했잖아요

- 다시 시작했어요 // -알았어요

저기, 오늘밤은 어때요?

이건 데이트가 아녀요

- 미팅일뿐이여요 // -진짜로?

그럼, 진심이죠 처음에 말한 그대로 지켜요

이게 개인적으로나 직업상으로 살아온 규칙이죠

인간은 느낌대로 말하는게 첫대답이여요

오, 그것 괜찮네요, 매우 심오하군요
더이상 동의할 수 없지만,

친밀한 미팅이라고 하는 절충안을 찾을 수는 없나요?

친밀함은 어떤것도 바꿀수 없어요

일은 일일뿐이여요

이런, 왜 그래요 일부러 하는 말이죠

오, 이런

괴짜의 사고방식같이

"자신의 잣대로 판단할려고"

날 분석할려고 하지 마세요

내 팬티안을 손쉽게 분석하진 마세요, 알았어요?

웨보 칵데일입니다

고마워요

음

이런, 봐요, 잔에 침전물이 들어있어요

- 우산 장식품은 없나요? // -예, 이렇게 마셔야 해요

이게 쿠바의 오랜 전통이죠

결투하기 전에, 두명의 적이 서로 함께

웨보를 마시지요

이건 "널 죽여버릴 거야"라는 뜻이지

"사랑하고 존경해요"라는 뜻이 아녀요

건배

무슨 맛이 이따위야?

후에보 드 치보가 염소 불알이죠

염소 불알?

내가 염소불알을 먹은 거여요?

아니, 그건 체리여요 체리라니까요

봐요, 마라스키노 체리죠

당신한테 너무 강한가요?

전혀

- 한잔 더해요 // -안돼요

안돼요, 엄청난 독주여요

- 정말요? // -그럼

- 여기요?! // -이런, 안돼는데

우산은 가져왔나요, 일기예보자님?

65%라?

85나 90%라고 했어야지--

예, 정확히 25%차이나는 군요

당신은 신경쓰지만 저는 안그래요

그게 당신과 나의 차이점이죠

내 방식은 65%고 당신은 85%라는

퍼센트의 차이점을--

- 내가 좀 마셨죠 // -예

어쨌든 아침에 아브라모비츠 판사를 만날때는

둘다 똑같이 숙취에 절여있겠군요

당신하고 판사하고 무슨일이 있나요?

이런, 입이 마비되었어요 감각이 없네요

당신은요?

감촉이 좋군요

이봐요. 기대하지 말아요--

당신은?

이런 맙소사

대체 뭔짓을 한거야?

커피 마실래요? 법정에 갈 시간이 45분 남았어요

- 옷은 건조기 안에 있어요 // -건조기?

팬티를 입고있었는데 분명히 그런데

어젯밤에 혹여 내가 후회할짓을 했나요?

그러지 않기를 바래요

오 이게 웬일이야

거지같이 법원에 같이 도착하겠군

준비되었나요?

- 이런, 맙소사! // -뭐가 잘못되었나요?

지저분하게 보인다고 항상 말해서

맘에 안들어요? 넥타이는 괜찮은데

$9천7백만입니다, 재판장님

그런데도 혼인전의 궁핍함으로 의뢰인을

내몰려고 하는 혐의가 명백합니다

매리 해리슨은 재산과 회사의 계속되는 이익에

적어도 절반은 권리가 있습니다

- 정말 그렇게 생각하십니까 // -뭐라고요?

끼어 들어서 미안합니다, 미스 우즈

액수가 너무 많아서 당신의 의로인이 혼전에 동의했던

것보다 더 권리를 가지고 있다고 말하는 것입니까?

어젯밤 당신의 견해하고는 다르군요

외람되지만 어젯밤 기억하십니까...

견해를

말하지만... 오늘 아침

남편과 아내인 두사람은--

8년동안 함께 했던 두사람은--

그들의 가장 친밀한 순간을 보낸 아내는

남편의 가장 위대한 창작품에 영감을 주었습니다

오, 당신이 무슨 말을 했더라? 재치있었는데

내가 어디 적어놨었는데...

여기있군요

"친밀함은 어떤것도 바꿀수 없어요

일은 일일뿐이죠"

- 어떻게 감히! // -알았어요! 판결을 내리겠습니다

뉴욕주의 법률에 따라

혼전동의서에 서명했던것은

어떠한 방식으로도 무효화될 수 없습니다

그래서 본법정은 증거자료를 토대로

재산은 규정에 따라 분배될 것입니다

사건을 종결합니다

그리고 두분이 계속 싸울려면 밖에가서 하세요

에~, 한편으론 대단히 좋은 결과가
나왔다고 생각됩니다 그리고 어--

잠깐만 기다려 주십시오

오드리! 오드리, 서봐요!

오드리. 오드리, 기다려요! 잠시만 서봐요

어서. 제발 변명좀 들어봐요

제발, 설명해 줄깨요, 알았죠?

변호사님, 모든게 무효화된 상태에서

- 지금 도덕성이 결여된 행동을 하고 있습니다
- 그건 모르잖아요?

당신에게 궁극적인 경의를 표했어요

경의요?

당신은 전에 내가 썼던 그 어떤 방법보다

더 치사하게 싸우도록 몰아부쳤어요

오, 그래요, 주디 판사에게 수다떨어서 L.A나 구하시지

나한테 사과할게 있어요

어젯밤 당신이 했던 사과같은 거요?

좋아요, 당신의 사기를 떨어뜨릴려고 했었어요

게다가 날 유혹하곤 당신이 이겼다고 생각하죠

내가 당신을 유혹했다고? 내가?

기분 상했나요, 래퍼티씨?

어젯밤은 특별했어요

당신을 이겼다고 어젯밤일을 쓰레기 취급할건 없잖아요

당신은 좀더 남성다워야 했어요

내가 만취했던게 모든 변호사에게 상처를 주었다면

지금쯤은 벨르브에 있는 푹신한 독방에서 지내고 있을거여요

이것 다 사용했죠?

만취했다고? 정말로 "만취한"이란 말을 했니?

법원의 정의는 21세기로 들어서고 있어요

와우. 얼마나 취했었니?

- 조금도. 요점은 그게아녀요, 엄마 // -쉬-쉬!

오드리, 날보렴

누군가에게 관심을 가졌을 때

왜 그걸 인정하지 않을려는지 모르겠구나

건강상 좋지 않다는걸 알지안니

어느날, 결혼반지를 끼게되면

이세상에서 결혼한 사람들중에

가장행복해 할거란걸 내 장담하마

그에게 관심없어요

그와의 거래가 그렇게 냉대받아야 했던게 정말로 싫어요

니가 원해서 이혼법률사무소를 열었지않니

그일이 정말로 멋질거라고 생각했어?

세리나의 새작품이네

누구요?

세리나, 디자인계의 신인인데 현재 가장 인기있단다

- 한번도 못들어 봤어요 // -그렇겠지

- 그녀는 쏜 재미슨과 결혼했어 // -누구요?

쏜은 니들스그룹의 리드싱어야

애야, 쏜은 80조억쯤되는 엄청난 음반계약의

기적을 이루었단다 오, 세리나

전혀 예기치 못했던 여자의 어깨선을
드러내는데에 정통하단다

노벨상감 이로군요

어쩌면

집중해, 오드리, 집중해!

그의 새발명품을 만드는데

내가 영감을 주었다고 사실 해리슨씨가 말하더군요

어... 뭐라고 하더라? "사무원"

영감에 일조를 했나요?

어, 아니요 아니, 전혀요

어, 개리 사건을 이긴것으로 충분했어요

예, 그리고 오드리 우즈 변호사와의
법정싸움이 합법적인 범위내에서

장안의 화제가 되고있습니다

글쌔요 뭐라고 말해야 하나?

내 말은, 오드리 우즈는 어--

내가 만났던 변호사중에 가장 훌륭합니다.

그녀만큼 똑똑해지고 싶은 뿐입니다

그럼

그녀는 어-- 훌륭합니다

- 정말로 훌륭합니다 // -그런가요?

책을 발간했더군요 이런 제목의

"좋든 나쁘든:적절한 이혼에대한 지침서"

예 맞아요

- 책? 책? 무슨 책?! // -훌륭한 논평이더군요

언제 책을 쓰는거야?!

지난 4월 개리 해리슨의 공판이래 가장 커다란 이혼재판이

뉴욕시 외곽에 있습니다

농구의 전설적인 인물 아다모 샨델라와

그의 아내 이레니의 사건입니다--

이 이혼재판의 중점은 뉴욕시의 두명에게 있습니다

오드리 우즈와 다니엘 래퍼티가

다시 한번 법정공방을 합니다

이제 평결이 내려졌습니다

기다리세요, 그와 인터뷰를 했습니다

아다모, 당신뜻대로 평결이 내려질거라 생각하십니까?

그럼요, 뉴욕에서 가장 유능한 변호사를 내편으로 했다는게

행운이라고 생각합니다 뭔말인줄 알죠?

우즈양은 이번 사건에서 원고의 사생활에 대한

너무 많은 야비한 정보를 드러냈습니다

당신의 공명정대한 책략에대해 정말로 칭찬받아졌습니다

숙제를 하는 것과 같습니다

모든 각도에서 법을 검토합니다

밤을 세우면서-- 어느것이든 준비되어있어야 합니다

에~, 제가 한가지 배운게 있다면

팬티를 가지고는 법정싸움을 하지 말아야 된다는 것입니다

아, 그것 괜찮군

이의있습니다, 재판장님 보통 변호사는 가설을 합니다

기각합니다, 미스 우즈!

반대편 변호사가

장난하는게 명백합니다 그녀가 믿는다--